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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Once again proving smoking is dangerous for your h...
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- The first corridor story...
- How to get that special someone to deck your halls?
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- While blindfolded!!
- Neckties?
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- Sweet Betsy O'Pike is back!
- Two sides of the same coin?
- Thanks for tuning in!
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- Wals 'r us!!
- Hey, move over!
- Technology and a half....
- Got any ointment?
- Old aphorisms die hard...
- Coming soon to a gravestone near you!
- Send in your nominations!
- Take two tweets and call me in the morning
- A new Occupy slogan?
- Digital laments.....
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- Some fancy talker!
- Its the economy, stupid!
- Is it Diana, or is it Phil?
- Hey, wake up...
- Especially the part about the right to remain silent!
- Ouch!
- Gets the dust off too!
- Sing it!
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- Disclaimer?
- So think before you poign....
- Put that in your smoke and pipe it!
- Poor fella tuckered out....
- 'Twas the seal of approval, don't ya see...
- Quairzy toast 'n hozey toast
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- Let me put that another way....
- Weed it and reap...
- The Battered Hymn of the Republic
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- Now that's not funny...
- Maybe it's still in his wastebasket....
- Horn O'Plenty
- Today's special: The Loose Noose
- That's not sharing, kippered herring
- Friedrich the Friendly Philosopher!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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