"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?"
"Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the flesh is steak."
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
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- I aint just whistlin' Dixie.
- Times like this, family's all a man's got...
- How's the weather up there, Brad?
- It just might get a little better, in fact.
- Penduler, pendulee?
- A Gore-Tex Threesome
- Sleeps with 'em, too!
- In memory of...whichever one just died.
- Anything else on?
- Battens bending
- Getting in gear....
- Today's neologism. Patents pending.
- Waking up dead
- Rockin' on two by two!!
- Hey, you a cowboy?
- The book that's its own sequel....
- Sorry, gotta run....
- Oh, stop barking at me!!
- And scallions for my eyes and my nose...
- Online shopping tip #756
- Hey you! Yeah you!
- Fifty-fifty?
- A man ahead of his time, that Seneca
- Haricots again....
- Available in Larry, Curly, and more!
- Had to take him to the vet afterwards for a collap...
- Wait a minute....
- We got our reputation to think of....
- If all that glitters is not gold...
- I smell a rat...wait no it's a dog!
- Be a good lad Ewan...
- Really?
- Now that's livin'!
- Who wants to draw it?
- If ya catch my drift....
- You're looking radiant today!
- OriginOfNames #279
- The word was wont. Wasn't it?
- A saucy wench....
- Always worked before...
- The nerve!
- I come to seize Mayberry, not praise it!
- The origin of faces...
- Interview with a Cadaver
- That's usin' your head!
- Sooner or Lederhosen
- Don't let it go to your head.
- Can't you follow instructions?!
- Hey, you're wear-it is spilling!
- Don't shake that spear at me!!
- Hey Jude Cover #4329
- Did somebody just go "ho ho ho"?
- Algerian remake of To Have and Have Not
- I think there's still some candied yams in the bac...
- Hey Rev, do Melancholy Baby again!
- Bygones be bygones?
- Oy!
- The wrest is history....
- Wreck the halls in bouts of folly
- Ah, the old familiar things....
- Meet the family!
- Oh right, sorry!
- Have you seen this cat?
- Green's Leaves?
- Hat's off to the sun. Got sunscreen? Got hair?
- NOW do you get it?!
- Behind the mask lurks a great intellect....
- Go ahead, spit it out!
- Get that phone out of your mouth!
- Bond, James Bond
- And you thought it was the other way 'round?
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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