Friday, April 29, 2011
Munch a bunch o' kiitos
When Jerry didn't win Father of the Year for the 3rd consecutive time, he decided he'd let the blasted kids fend for themselves from now on.
A current event about semiconductors
Current flow in semiconductors results from the movement of real charges, called electrons, and trumped up charges, called holes.
Thursday, April 28, 2011
My cultural heritage....
When I was 18 months old, I made a decision to preserve the cultural heritage of my ancestors by learning English.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Die boobenshpakles
Life's but a hokey flashmob,
A RealPlayer slicing & dicing its hour upon a stage,
A tail wagged by a #boobenshpakles,
Full of sound & fury, signifying nada.
A RealPlayer slicing & dicing its hour upon a stage,
A tail wagged by a #boobenshpakles,
Full of sound & fury, signifying nada.
Tuesday, April 26, 2011
Monday, April 25, 2011
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Friday, April 22, 2011
Low Tarzan
Reuters: UK scientists produce Low Tarzan by digitally filtering old Johnny Weissmuller movies
Single-O Ten anyone?
"So then, what'll mister washed-up secret agent be havin' for his third drink o' the evenin'?"
"Extra dry vodka martini. Second, not third."
"Extra dry vodka martini. Second, not third."
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Die Gooberführer
After his famous beer-nuts putsch, the Planter's trademark became obsessed with power, demanding to be addressed as "die Gooberführer".
Schroedinger Pizza
Scroedinger Pizza has all toppings at once until you open the box.
Because of quantum entanglement, some poor schnocque across town will get his pizza with all the toppings you didn't pick.
And if the delivery boy forgets which is which and peeks inside? Everybody gets anchovies!
Because of quantum entanglement, some poor schnocque across town will get his pizza with all the toppings you didn't pick.
And if the delivery boy forgets which is which and peeks inside? Everybody gets anchovies!
The shoulders of vampires...
Newton saw further by standing on the shoulders of giants. We may tweet louder by standing on the shoulders of vampires.
Birdflippers anonymous
The children were asleep when the meals cart came by, so Marge ate their lunches too. She'd regurgitate them back into their mouths later.
Sit and spin
The egg flattened out like a galaxy as it spun in weightlessness, steaming and coagulating in the 3° microwave background.
Ode to Zero
Zero's the tiniest number you'll ever know
Epsilon can make a go, but the tiniest number is the big fat O.
Epsilon can make a go, but the tiniest number is the big fat O.
Tears of a clown....
Bozo & Clara had hoped young Hoho would follow along in their oversize footsteps, until the doctor announced the child had a mirth defect.
Getcher brain-wrap outta my face!
He hung his brain-wrap in front of me, jawing and quivering as staccato hissing emerged from an orifice fouled by a fat, wet gob of flesh.
Automonopoeia?
There once was a word up in Delft
That refused to rhyme with itself
Said a poet don't fear, to each darling its dear
And to every toadstool, its elf
That refused to rhyme with itself
Said a poet don't fear, to each darling its dear
And to every toadstool, its elf
Monday, April 4, 2011
Must be a salad day...
Olive & Vinnie felt concupiscible/Sadly their fluids were quite immiscible/Then in a cruet they started 2 do it & b4 u knew it were dressing
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Shrimp
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever know
Prawns can be as good as shrimp, but the loveliest aliment remains the shrimp
Roe is the shrimpiest caviar you'll ever know
Best than the wimpiest caviars that some fish throw
'Cause shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment, oh, more than tuna
Gambas are fun to adore when you camaron
And scampi rhymes with happy times of yesterday
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment that you'll ever do
Shrimp is the loveliest, shrimp is the loveliest
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
Gambas are fun to adore when you camaron
Humble
Shrimp is the loveliest
Wondrous
Shrimp is the loveliest
Darling
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
Prawns can be as good as shrimp, but the loveliest aliment remains the shrimp
Roe is the shrimpiest caviar you'll ever know
Best than the wimpiest caviars that some fish throw
'Cause shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment, oh, more than tuna
Gambas are fun to adore when you camaron
And scampi rhymes with happy times of yesterday
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment that you'll ever do
Shrimp is the loveliest, shrimp is the loveliest
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
Gambas are fun to adore when you camaron
Humble
Shrimp is the loveliest
Wondrous
Shrimp is the loveliest
Darling
Shrimp is the loveliest aliment you'll ever do
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