Quairzy toast 'n hozey toast

I know a nutcase ditsy as a fruitfly
Wrinkly as a prune yet shiny as the moon
Some call it freebase, others call it schmaltz
But they all sing this tune:

Quairzy toast 'n hozey toast 'n piddled pramzer grimy
Some riddlezer rhymie too, innitrue?
Yes! Quairzy toast 'n hozey toast 'n piddled pramzer grimy
Some riddlezer rhymie too, innitrue?

If the words strike fear & rattle in your ear, a little bit nickle & dimey
Sing quairs eat toast & hos eat toast & piddled prams are grimey

Oh! Quairzy toast 'n hozey toast 'n piddled pramzer grimy
Some riddlezer rhymie too, innitrue-oo?
Some riddlezer rhymie too, innitrue?