Digital laments.....

I always wondered why love songs are full of references to the telephone or the radio, but never to email or SMS's. Here's a start:

To the tune of "Sit right down and write myself a letter":

I'll smile and say I hope you're feelin' female
And sign "with love" the way you do
I'm gonna sit right down and write myself an email
And make believe it came from you

And for the cellphone, to the tune of "Call Me":

wen ur feeling sad & lonely
thrs a service i cn render
tell the 1 who <3 u only
i cn b so warm & tender
txt me dt b afraid u cn txt me
may b its l8 but just txt me
tell me & il b around