Some people say a brain runs on sugar and blood
A wasted man's brain runs on alky and drugs
Alky and drugs and tricks and lies
I got a low IQ but my spirit's high
You drop 16 points, and what do you get?
A couple beers shorter and your powder gets wet
Teacher don't you call me 'cause I don't know
I owe my grade to the guy by the door
I was bored one morning when the sun didn't shine
Picked up a sudoku & fired up my mind
You drop 16 points of Stanford-Binet
Did I get the puzzle? You kiddin'? No way!
You drop 16 points, and what do you get?
A couple beers shorter and your powder gets wet
Teacher don't you call me 'cause I don't know
I owe my grade to the guy by the door
I was bored one mornin', it was drizzlin' rain
Puzzlin' and wonderin' are my middle name
Raised in the suburbs by a desperate housewife
Aint no dirtball teacher gonna mess up my life
You drop 16 points, and what do you get?
A couple beers shorter and your powder gets wet
Teacher don't you call me 'cause I don't know
I owe my grade to the guy by the door
If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta brains didn't and a lotta brains fried
One fifth of bourbon, the other of rum
I like to mix 'em together
Who you callin' dumb?
You drop 16 points, and what do you get?
A couple beers shorter and your powder gets wet
Teacher don't you call me 'cause I don't know
I owe my grade to the guy by the door
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