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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Hmm, you got this one in a size 9?
- She was a private woman...
- Just hum to block it out...
- Hit me up with that blue jay....
- Whatsat, number a hundred and eleventy six by now?
- C'mon, hand 'em over!
- Ah, OK, I get it...
- Hullo, what's this?!
- Base 2 Blues
- Think of me next time you get ironed, guy...
- I remember when, we used to sit in the kitchen...
- Scarfin'!!
- So, how long have you been dead?
- For optimal fun!!
- Fweep!!
- Won't you fly high free bird!
- Sixteen Points
- What a fruitcake...
- Along came a spider...
- Will grow brain for food...
- What are we Tolkien about?!
- Try clearing your throat...
- See the new blouse I made?
- Looks like some kinda coverup to me...
- They just wouldn't man up...
- What's that green stuff...?
- Go Notre Dame!!
- No no, not *that* much stubble...
- Doesn't much look like either of you...
- That'll teach 'im...
- Oye como va mi ritmo!
- Ohh, pick me! Pick me!
- Wait, I think I see a maybe over there...
- Bivalve Biology 101
- Let's get outta here quick!
- Just forget about it...
- But who's counting?
- Sugar with that?
- Back to normal at last!
- Eggsplorers....
- We may never know...
- You can't control an independent bacteria colony...
- The Web of Laredo...
- I see...
- Keep out of direct moonlight, dry clean only.
- Achoo-choo!
- Zola mellows out....
- Nu?
- Order in the court!
- Other side, mate!
- Fud for thought?
- A self propelling sophistry....?
- Well?
- He didn't notice that the lights had changed...
- It's all Greek to me...
- They never disappoint.
- Sharpen your wits!
- Who to call?
- Coffee's ready!
- Oh well...
- Jesus what a stupid idea...
- Better re-check your agenda...
- Not fast enough!
- Alright, quit layin' about...
- Wasn't going to get away that easy...
- What a nuisance...
- Here, take this banana peel...
- Oh bitch, you wary?
- And he never really recovered...
- Number Police
- Better do as he says...
- Try it!!
- Just about sums it up...
- Aim a little higher this time....
- Time to start callin' a pate a pate...
- Yawn...
- Ow!
- Ya gotta stick to it...
- Future postponed...
- Well Julie's not wearing one...
- Maybe tomorrow...
- OK now lift the other foot too...
- Wha...?
- Ye-ha!
- Let's do that again!
- And drippers shall ab-stain!
- She didn't understand the gravity of the situation...
- Hark the sacred mudfish screaming (full version)
- The one they call...
- Quick, get him into the jar...
- This phone...
- Hand me that eraser...
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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