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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Amen.
- And a-one, and a-two, and a-....
- 'Twas music to his ears...
- Aint complicated...
- What's confusin' you is the nature of my game...
- Put down the iPad, Larry. Just put it down.
- The path to enheaviment....
- Shocking!
- Say again?
- Hmm, better get to a dentist...
- Only so much a man can take...er, pig.
- Bang yer dead!
- Hear hear!!
- Ya gotta stay grounded...
- The smell of lip balm in the morning...
- Experts stumped...
- Euh...congratulations?
- Lucky she didn't wash his mouth out...
- Too much bread and Buddha?
- My love he has purloined away!!
- The eyepatch too!!
- I'm afraid we're going to have to punctuate...
- Which icon is that?
- The gall!
- Poor pooch...
- Sing it, Clint!!
- To move, or not to move, that is the question.
- Give 'er a tug, there...
- I'll get right on it...
- Aint big enough to really keep the rain off...
- Let's hear it for me!
- It aint a zero scum game...
- A real knee-slapper!!
- Make way!
- Rockin' in the stone age!
- Aint bleedin' necessary...
- He got that right...
- Poor little guy, he need a drink?
- Coochie coo!
- I hear ya.
- Time's up!
- Right back achoo!
- So sign up now!!
- Tweet of the Month!
- 00:00
- So eat up!!
- The Hostess (apologies to Kenny Rogers)
- Jack? Jack what are you doing?!
- Jailhouse rocks!!
- He's just a bit rusty, is all...
- Lunge for your wives!!
- Jerry? Jerry?!
- The Killer (with apologies to Kenny Rogers)
- Barely noticeable...
- The experience was just off scale!
- Best medecine maybe, but beware of dependency!
- A tale of Dale...
- For this is the way of things, froglet...
- How ya doin', punkin'?
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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