Friday, October 5, 2012

Greetings from Chairman Mitt, in descending ordure...

"Hey, have a great day!"
"Go out and make it a great day!"
"Give it no other option than to be an absolutely fantastic day!"
"Chase it down, corner it, and keep hammerin' on it 'til it's the best friggin' day that ever was!"
"If that doesn't work, grab some other poor schmuck's day that looks promising and declare it yours!"
"Now get out and make it an even better day!"
"Seek guarantees that your day will better than anyone else's day can possibly be!"
"Go out and devalue everyone else's day!"
"Then buy up other people's days for peanuts and stack 'em into one big super duper day!"

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