"Abandon chimp!" cried the flea to his comrades as the drunken simian tumbled into the swimming pool.
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
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- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Kinda fills ya up inside knowing...
- Later, he leveraged that into the print empire...
- Cold wave passin' thru...
- Pope-a-Dope?
- Start Climbin'!
- So there!
- Better see a doctor about that...
- We have liftoff...
- Cognition temperature...
- The Whisker
- Bertrand Russell vs the Slave Army
- Hi ho silber!!
- Go ahead, show me a good time!
- That the plural?
- Hideous things....
- Never happened!
- Put up your dukes!
- That's strange....
- Wait, I thought he was Italian...?
- You're not half the man I was!
- Other than that it was a great idea.
- The shot heard 'round the block...
- Really?
- Why can't they keep me posted about such things?
- Hey, what's that weird glow over there?!
- That aint runnin' (with apologies to Dire Straits)
- Here, try 'em on...
- Talk about gerrymandering....
- Louder!!
- Ouch, do that again!
- Now *that's* what I call small print...
- He must have really wandered off...
- Oz in chaos!
- Isn't it dandy?!
- Been eatin' like a black hole lately...
- Gluteny gluttony.
- Hey Cisco, why you no smile?
- It was probably what he meant to do anyway...
- Solid, Jackson!
- Get the point?
- To has and has not...
- Euh, happy Thanksgiving?
- Washoe talkin' about?
- That "oops" moment...
- Break out the lifeboats!
- Now there's a new twist...
- Store them out of reach to avoid problems...
- Catch!
- Hang on my arm's getting tired...
- You've earned it!
- Severe tire damage, anyone?
- C'mon, it was only puppy love!
- Greetings from Chairman Mitt, in descending ordure...
- I turned around from the stove and they were gone!
- It's only fair...
- Song of Hiawatha?
- Took too long to type 'em in before...
- Just listen to that cold steel ring, Mr Wittgenstein!
- For fun and prophet!!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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