Raw kebab bay leaf, in the tree top
Window implodes, the cradle will rock
When they buy bricks, the cradle will fall
And Donald Trump bay leaf, cradle and all
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
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- The meaning of life
- That oughtta sella million copies!
- What kind of planet is this anyway?
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- This one was popular on Artwiculate....
- New business model!
- Because what?
- Faster!
- Keep in line....
- Today's grammar lesson
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- Been watching too many French cop shows...
- You know the kind
- Emily Blog Post
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- Sai Baba weighs in on unemployment
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- Stuck in a what?
- Another loqwacious time bomb....
- The word of the day was philtrum...nobody got it
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- Homage to "Ride Your Pony"
- Another random phrase from the cusp of consciousness
- Hint: Cream
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- Edward Teller Brows
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- You know, that one....
- Now why's that then?
- And that's all.
- Running on empty....
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- One heady hammam!
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- Banned in Bulgaria
- Researchers Devise "Sentient Glue"
- Behave yourself!
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- The inescapable loneliness of being average
- The indefatigable opulence of the walrus
- What'd he say?
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- See ya later Allegheny!
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- Raw Kebab Bay Leaf
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- Just not getting it across....
- You're flying in what?!
- Maybe next time....
- Quaker Minced Oaths....
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- An ode to packaging
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Slank was up next, but I was still standing at the plate with my arms crossed and the bat leaning against my thigh, staring at the ground. ...
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