Sunday, September 18, 2011

Edward Teller Brows

Sung to the tune of Bette Davis Eyes.



The eyes are furry, your sympathy arouse,
No need to worry, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He'll periodic table you, nuclear fishin' off his bow,
He'll Ronald Reagan you, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He won't tease you, he'll unease you,
Don't really care whether he please you,
But he's not vicious, he gets what he wishes,
With his eyes like angler fishes,
He's got Dr. Strangelove's on-screen wow, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He'll start to reel you in, as fast as time allows,
He'll nibble on your fins, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He'll do an atomic number on you, he irradiates cows,
Those Three Mile Island blues, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He'll expose you, when he snows you,
With all the pro-nuke spam he throws you,
But he's not vicious, he gets what he wishes,
Dangling lures like angler fishes,
He's the father of the H-bomb now, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He will juke you, and rebuke you,
The crazy guy might even nuke you,
He's not vicious, he gets what he wishes,
With those dangly angler fishes,
He's the guy invented Star Wars now, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He will juke you,
He'll rebuke you,
Then he'll nuke you, he's got Edward Teller brows.

He'll expose you,
When he snows you.

He'll snow you, he's got Edward Teller brows.
And he'll nuke you...

1 comment:

  1. This from http://terrencemccarthy.blogspot.com:
    Terrence said...

    There was a faction of the theoretical physicists at Los Alamos who actually believed the Hungarian/Martian connection was possible. My guess is that the theoretical guys had more time on their hands than the guys who did more working than thinking. And the theoretical guys probably drank more and put funny mushrooms on their burgers.

    That said, what kind of a name is Zsa Zsa? Sounds otherworldly to me.
    and Edward Teller's eyebrows. I've never seen hair like that over human eyes.
    June 13, 2011 1:25 PM

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