How many explanations does it take to change a dimbulb?
A hundred morons walk into a bar and ask the bartender if he's got change for a lightbulb.
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- He realized he didn't have a leg to stand on....
- Fractured lightbulb jokes....
- An election by erection, as it were....
- Stuff it!
- Call me et al.
- Everybody needs one....
- On this frabjous day, let us pledge our dust cloth...
- The meaning of life
- That oughtta sella million copies!
- What kind of planet is this anyway?
- Pas de deux interrupted...
- An astronomical chuckle....
- This one was popular on Artwiculate....
- New business model!
- Because what?
- Faster!
- Keep in line....
- Today's grammar lesson
- Fractured Wire Service Updates
- Been watching too many French cop shows...
- You know the kind
- Emily Blog Post
- All's well that ends eggplant.
- Waterbed
- Lemme outta here!
- I think I got a fleeting glimpse of one a moment a...
- Sai Baba weighs in on unemployment
- It's the only way....
- Torx family seeks police protection....
- Stuck in a what?
- Another loqwacious time bomb....
- The word of the day was philtrum...nobody got it
- Pistils at dawn
- Homage to "Ride Your Pony"
- Another random phrase from the cusp of consciousness
- Hint: Cream
- When life gives you seaweed, make nori?
- Edward Teller Brows
- An ode to i
- You know, that one....
- Now why's that then?
- And that's all.
- Running on empty....
- Another loqwacious lovely....
- One heady hammam!
- My good deed for the day...
- Cheese with that?
- An artwiculate faining spell....
- Horsin' around...
- Banned in Bulgaria
- Researchers Devise "Sentient Glue"
- Behave yourself!
- Got any scotch tape?
- The inescapable loneliness of being average
- The indefatigable opulence of the walrus
- What'd he say?
- Anything good on tonight?
- Er, lysdexic...um...
- Whiz of worddom...
- Like a virgin....
- Existential heraldry...
- Jacques Brel's antisocial network...
- See ya later Allegheny!
- Not exactly spot on....
- Sign me up
- Don't mean beans to me
- Raw Kebab Bay Leaf
- Carnivore Palimpsest
- Just not getting it across....
- You're flying in what?!
- Maybe next time....
- Quaker Minced Oaths....
- Donald Trump he aint....
- An ode to packaging
- Ho hum, are we in orbit yet?
- Human nature abhors vacuuming.....
- Ode to a triangle...
- Royalty weighs in on the matter...
- Sai Baba meets Ralph Lauren
- Kitty blues....
- Better be careful....
- Art lovers unite!
- Getting the triangular point....
- Green thumb my ass....
- I'd love to turn you on...
- A short discourse on cursive discursive
- A man's got his priorities....
- Phooey on your ratatouille!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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