When he was 17, Alistair had a stroke of luck that left him with a slight smirk for the rest of his life.
Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Better stick to the norm...
- Saved my life, mom...!
- Incognito...
- Jerk...
- He really was a master of light....
- Stick *that* in your recommendation engine and ban...
- I *thought* I smelled alcohol...!
- Hey, lighten up!
- C'mon, get a move on!
- We'll need a certified copy of that diploma...
- Less things stay the same, more they get different...
- Not sure that really helps...
- I remember hearing slurping noises a lot....
- Well, that'll be easy...
- Time to re-think a number of things...
- Wishing won't make it so....
- Who you calling corny?!
- There there now...
- Talk to Mr Bed!!
- Get with the system, lady.
- Step aside!
- And you know what that means...
- My god how inhuman!
- Although, if he'd been a little more careful...
- Take that!
- Whew, they made it!
- Monetize, there must be a way to monetize this...
- Suzanne Vega meets Disraeli Gears...
- Rolls right off my back!!
- I'm a bit hazy on that...
- Nice goin'...
- Sobering....
- Were those war dogs?
- Devilishly good!!
- Lemme see that!
- Get back in there!
- Get back in there!
- Hey thanks!
- Eureka!!
- Straighten that tie, Charlie!!
- Say what?
- How's tricks over in your hemisphere?
- If he can just make it through Christmas...
- Yeah, you busy next Wednesday?
- It really sucks!!
- I feel lightheaded...
- Now I forgot why I called...
- Good show!!
- Your turn...
- That'll be a billion dollars please...
- That explains a lot of things...
- Bye, cuspid!!
- It's just not fair...
- There ya go!
- I think ya missed a spot there...
- What's the ice-tray for...?
- Think he missed the point...
- Look out!
- Er, thanks, I guess...
- Pay no attention to that...
- Nope...
- See?
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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