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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Ethanol (apologies to Lou Reed)
- I imagined doing great things today...
- Quit monkeyin' around....
- A sign of the times...
- No no, I was just yawning...
- Who wants to go dancin'?!
- I've heard so much about you...
- Ah well that's alright then...
- Yeah but is it 3.1 or 3.2?
- That a chimp or a chump?
- Whew, that's a load off my mind...
- They said it couldn't be done!
- We'll make millions!!
- Hmm, wonder if the back door is locked...
- Buy 'em, sucker!
- Woof woof!!
- Let it out and let it in...
- Holding steady at 843,000....
- The meaning of life...
- You givin' me the bird?!
- And on top of that his loof was reeking...
- And gradually he faded away...
- Ouch!
- Git on the stick, kiddo!
- *That's* Aunt Linda??!!
- Pick up yer feet!
- Coming soon: expanded rap version!
- Run that by me again?
- More shishka, Bob?
- Cruel, cruel Riley...
- So give it all ya got!!
- DIntcha see the sign?!
- If anything can go wrong, it did.
- Chain gang tales #347
- C'mon now, pal, I think you've had enough...
- Anonymous my ass. *I* said it!
- Subject to the Yubrekkit/Yubottit Criterion...
- Why, yes, I think we could come to an arrangement...
- No no, turn it around...
- Famous quotes from Pita Pan...
- Lolcat's soliloquy....
- Who can know?
- He did so much with so little...
- Rarefied atmoshpere, no?
- OK I admit it...
- Look, he's all...fluffy...
- Fore!!
- Merci buckets and silver plate!
- Sugar with that?
- Warp speed, captain?
- What's he think about Romney?
- But I haven't done anything wrong!
- Sharp guy!
- Oh I see!
- Put that in your geiger and count it!
- Been ages since I've had any...
- Try walkin' up to it slower...
- Hommage to Phyllis Diller
- I dunno, he looks juice to me...
- I can't go on anymore!
- And that was that...
- Steer clear o' that one...
- Hold him down there...
- Shaken or stirred?
- That'll never work...
- Yeah right...
- Snore.....
- Aren't they darling!
- We have to stop meeting like this...
- What a zero....
- Homage to Jimi Hendrix
- You might wanna go to a shrink...
- Interesting corollary....
- In regular, bipolar, and psychopath.
- Shh! He's startin' to come around!
- Here he comes again...
- Wait, I think I remember that bird...
- Can it, Pincus!
- Hmm...sticky situation...
- Cut that out!
- It all tallies up in the end...
- Goodness that looks painful!
- C'I have another hit?
- A moment of inertia...
- Ah, never mind this one...
- Rest in peace, chump.
- Ode to a vacuum cleaner...
- Yuck, who's that guy?
- 'Nother shot o' Rebel Yell?
- Don? Hey, Donnie!
- Where'd he get that hat?
- Seems simple enough...
- What was old is nude again...
- Hold your head high...but watch the showerhead!
- Nice goin'...
- Oh not again!
- Woof!
- Odd or even?
- Bravo!
- Arf!!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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