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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- That and 4 dollars'll get you a frappuccino.
- Swing your partner round and...oops...
- Early woman didn't stand a chance...
- No animals hurt in this post...but we scared a few!
- Presenting......
- Get a hearing aid, ya big ape!
- Uncivil Cervantes...
- Always a wise guy...
- Just being Prague-tickle....
- Fun with Latin roots...
- Shhh! This is a library!
- Bounding above the masses...
- Demitasse etiquette oblige....
- He liked her!
- Better write it down...
- I'll take that....
- Ah, well that changes everything, sir...
- Let's try this again....
- Now you're talkin'....
- There was much at steak...
- Harvey, take this down to the lab for analysis...
- Keep the faith!
- Use your imagination...
- Scratch that idea...
- Off in a smuff o' poke...
- Quod erat torquandum.
- Moo!
- Join today!
- Rules is rules....
- Take that!
- Oh, jeez, sorry...
- You're mean!
- Aloha-oy!
- If ya wanna make a pogrom ya gotta crack some head...
- Better to have unwind than undined....
- Here piggy....
- Gotta keep that buzz going....
- How shocking....
- What is the sound of a hundred seeds tittering?
- This thing loaded?
- Ya gotta face facts....
- The sandman cometh....
- Behold, the calamari (but hold the calamari)....
- Why let the others get all the credit?
- Anybody wanna bend a few?
- Somehow their music is always so hard to hear....
- It's what we do!
- Do the math!
- That's amore!
- All the good names were taken?
- It was lunchtime, you see....
- He kept dropping hints he was unhappy about it, to...
- The resemblance was striking.....
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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