If I were a matador/ And you were a lunchbox/ Would you sublet my taco sauce/ To make room for bunched socks?
Yes, If I Were a Carpenter tweets are coming back into vogue again. So be ready for 'em!
Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Neh?
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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