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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- What neologism do you need to make margaritas?
- C'est ma terre, ou je m'assoie
- Olé!
- Ya gotta admit...
- Gotta face facts....
- Stand up straight(!)
- Is your vacuum fluctuating or is its bag full?
- Milan Kundera's timeline....
- Put up your dukes, Patty!
- See how they run like grease from a bun
- A pregnant pause...
- Writer's Island
- Dial j for jazz...
- I'm cool with that....
- Hey man, believe it if you want to....
- The Twitter Bride
- Keep those ones and zeros coming....
- You saw it here first! (unless you caught it on Tw...
- Sea Breams are Made of This
- Don't fall for it!!
- Linkedin's "Get His Bird a Dress"
- Hey, I was here first!
- Put a photon in your futon.
- Letting your powerpoint slide....
- Regular or unleaded?
- All god's chillun gotta pope!
- Paving the way....
- Gulp?
- Oops....
- Herd this one yet?
- Speaking of mudplasters....
- Stolen Oysters
- An artwiculate nugget
- Neh?
- Spanish-English translation error in Shakira song
- On a Cleaning Day
- An insult in waiting.....
- A clove by any other name would smell as sweat
- Mississippi cresting threatens oysters
- At least it aint shufflin' off to Buffalo....
- Now you herd it all...
- C'est pas gravlax!
- Embarassing moments in medicine....
- Let's hear it for the Big Guy!!
- Help!! Old blue-eyes is back!!
- Thumbtwiddlers anonymous
- Kneelin' just to keep from feelin'...
- Hellman's soliloquy...
- Binny Bones Bites it Big
- Sendin' out an SMS....
- Death Counts
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Messages les plus consultés
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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