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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- New Business Model
- I think I know where I'm goin', here...
- Nasty...uh...bump, there.
- Drop it!
- He's in denial, I'm afraid...
- What's that on your face?
- Beep-beep!!
- Easy, easy...
- My what a lovely thought...!
- All have one, and all shall have prizes!!
- I'll have what he's having...
- Pass the chip-otle...?
- Just do it!
- Looks great against that cosmic microwave background!
- OK now stick out your tongue. No, your tongue!
- Ideo-what?
- Forensic cuisine...
- And that aint much...
- Fries with that?
- For What It's Worth
- Look out!
- Hey wait a minute...!
- Step right up!
- Hey, where's everybody goin'?
- Wanna see it?
- Now you've done it!
- As if in a dream...
- Cut that out!
- Nice to know god is watching over us...
- Run that by me again?
- No, I never meant for you to....oh never mind!
- Hmm. He don't dance though, do he?
- First time *they* ever called *me*...
- Can't help it...
- Now that's usin' your head...!
- What's he doin' with 'im in there anyway...?!
- Now that's thinkin ahead...!
- Hmm, needs more bitterness...
- Ah 'twas all a dream!
- Oh I mighta known that was gonna happen...
- Pass the mustard please...
- Talk about original sin...!
- Takes guts...
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Messages les plus consultés
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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