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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Aint broke, don't fix...
- Let lying dogs sleep!
- Run that by me again...?
- What're...chitlins...?
- What's he mean by that....?
- Get a life, guys...
- Get 'em while they're not...
- You can keep your hat on...
- Catastrophe at Disneyland!!
- Make him say it again!!
- Come back, they forgot the anchovies...!!
- I am Coriolis, come from the dead...
- You sure you read that recipe right...?
- I don't wanna be cleaning up after her...
- There he is with that gol dang ring o' truth o' hi...
- Hand me that flashlight, Elroy...
- Anybody seen Elvis lately?
- Alice? Can you bring me the Halliday and Resnick p...
- Please hold...
- In a roundabout way....
- In the Vienna sausage interpretation...
- Little sauce on that?
- I could almost taste it....
- Why autocomplete is dangerous...
- Succeeding the old fashioned way...
- Hey what a great idea...!
- Mustard?
- Honest, I swear to god he didn't...
- You mean....?!
- Try again...
- It is not!!
- Sig, Hi!
- Feeling better now?
- Or was it muscle and blood...?
- So bee it...!!
- That's a big responsibility....
- You'll catch your death...!!
- Hardy-frickin'-har!
- Quoth the great Lao Tzu...
- Big appetite? Quantity discount?
- Thanks for..euh...sharing that...
- Hey, where do you think you're going...?
- Slides rule!!
- I can feel it in my vowels...
- Deadly...
- Does the halo go inside or outside the horns?
- Aye, there's the rub...
- Woke up this mornin', looked 'round for my shoes...
- Ah aint it pitiful...
- And they believed it...!
- So it turns out everybody really is a comedian...
- Sizzle gently with rage...
- War moon 'em, England belle-guy!
- He aint heavy, he's...euh...
- Must have got his wires crossed.
- Impressive...!
- Add a scoop of Windex granita for only $2!!
- Now rinse and repeat...!!
- Still hangin' in there....
- Oh, I get it...
- They were neck and neck last week...
- Mixed grill or mixed metaphor?
- Plucky lad!!
- It's been what, 15 years?
- What'd'ja put in this, anyway....?
- Latest this week...
- The service was a bit chaotic...
- Easy on the firewater next time!
- How the heck are ya?!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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