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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Do your own dirty work!!
- Weasel poo for you too, sir?
- You never know...
- Sweet!!
- Head 'em up?
- Put that back!
- Smile!
- No probs!
- Head 'em up, move 'em out...again...and again...
- Try harder...
- What's he trying to tell us...?
- Dat aint workin'!
- A real mankiller...
- Keep it down, eh?
- Hopscotch your way through life...
- Automatic or stick...?
- Now, he was truly a lone...
- Oh, sorry...
- Tragdey, just tragedy...
- Keep them dogies movin'!!
- So where d'ya hail from, there....euh...guy....?
- What's wrong with your eyes?
- Lamborguini anyone?
- Keep it in mind...
- Hey, he's leavin' the ground...!
- Man's best friend...
- Putting the loo in kopi luwak...
- Nasty scrape there, James...
- Always wondered what was in there...
- The colors are amazing...!
- Born around 1250 it seems...
- You gonna finish those noodles...?
- Oh well, scratch that idea...
- Man up, man...
- Don't get around much, does he...?
- Bravo...er...never mind....
- Somebody gonna get whacked...
- Nosferatu
- That was a close shave!
- Here, hold this.
- Well then how in the world do you....?
- Is that blood on his smock?
- Word salad?
- Call me when dinner's ready...
- When will it end?
- Maybe try earplugs...
- Tuber or not tuber...
- Make it happen!!
- I can't stop yawning...!
- Should that be on fire like that?
- Want your change back in pixels or letters?
- Well, whaddaya think now?
- How we gonna get across this damn thing?
- Line me up anudder one dem...
- Wonder how he did that....?
- Afterwards you can walk in their shoes if you want...
- Tough luck, chump, I wa'n't on your list.
- Oh now I wasn't aware of that...
- Join the LockedOut Bulwark. That's an order!!
- How have you bean?
- Duck!!
- A good egg, wot.
- Come to your senses, man!
- Fries with that?
- What's that ringing sound...?
- Boo-hoo!
- Say again? Pepperoni and what?
- Just to dress things up a bit...
- Whatever floats your boat...
- Don't try to trig me...
- Egad what is that thing?!
- Aint that something!
- Takes a bit of the sting out of it...
- Let's have a look at those mouth parts...
- Sure knows his way around...
- Quick, get a coathanger!
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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