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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Anything else on?
- That's wah-wah, not oui-oui!
- Hand me that nail file...
- Speak of the Devil!
- But the pages are all blank!!
- Alarm clock? Fire alarm?
- Call the aye-yi-yi-yi doctor!!!
- I don't think they were crazy about you either...
- Well then who's that fella?
- Oh noded!!
- Boom!
- Oh, I get it!
- You gonna finish that burger...?
- Giddyap!!
- Thermal vent humor #328
- Little higher...no, the other button!
- Outslaws....
- Spoken like a true knotter...
- Oh is that what all those sirens were...
- I remember it as if it were yesterday...
- How's the weather up there?
- Here, drink some water...
- See?
- Clean up your room!!
- Order yours now!!
- Available in stick, spray, or drip-proof applicator!!
- Say again?
- Wellcome to Munchkin Land!!!
- Hold it a little closer, I can't read the next one...
- Colorful personality that Duncan...
- Slice of life, anyone?
- Guess it will just have to do for now...
- Quick, lower the control rods!!
- Yabbut, is that all...?
- Wouldn't have it any other way...
- You won't wriggle out of this one....
- Be, beer, beest?
- Re-dick-u-less!!
- Maybe if I nailed 'em down....nah....
- We warned you!!!
- One, two, a-one two four nine...
- With all blights and sausages thereunto appertaining.
- Cats me if you can!
- Reg? Reg, wake up!
- Peel me up an 8 incher, Floyd...
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Messages les plus consultés
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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