Swine's the finest word, said he
After a copious think
For with the 's' it begs us feed
Without it, bids us drink!
Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Origin of Words, part 2...
- 500 years later....
- That's all folks!
- You've lost that lovin' feelin'...
- Get with the program, man!
- There's been no hanky-panky.
- 'Swine
- Time to take out the trash...
- I'm actually that other guy!
- Keep 'em comin'!
- Big savings on heavy nuclei!!
- What's he got that I aint?
- He'd never get past the past...
- Give the writer's cheer!
- Hand me that remote....
- This one's a 1953 Type-O Californian...
- I think it was chapter 5, in fact....
- You want extinct?
- We'll come back later...
- You check the bathrooms on the concourses yet?
- Hasta la disaster!
- How many watts is there in this LED thingy?
- Find a happy medium...
- I want to speak to the manager!
- The evolution of words...
- So, where you fromage?
- 27,883,495...27,883,496...27,883,497...
- Keep it down, eh?
- How to make a significant difference from scratch.
- Ya gotta try not to think about it...
- Come hither, my sweetie!
- There, that's better...
- Spell that for me?
- Coming soon to a sewer near you!
- You from around here?
- OK, now step onto the treadmill...
- How many fingers do you see?
- Let's drop it...
- I auto teach you a thing or two!!
- A wee bit o' home far from home...
- Better change out o' them wet duds...
- Splot!
- What a lovely purse!
- Darling, we are growing older....
- Try it with yours in the freezer compartment!!
- Hey, wake up, it's just a drat beam!
- Store Meme Undead
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