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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Bravo, Marty!
- And then Simifultz says to Porlington....
- That'll teach 'im....
- G'won, man up!
- Goin' where the weather suits my talents....
- That's a good bear....
- Hold it right there!
- I has spoken.
- To fold, or not to fold...
- Naught to be done about it...
- George? What is that....?!
- Just chalk it up to...
- Hey, ow! What's the idea?!
- Fair enough...
- Readerschnitzel.
- Now let's do some sums!!
- Curly, is that you?
- G'head, take another shot...
- But no ice please...
- Oops, another one got away...
- Uh, could you move over just a little...?
- Mine has shuffle damage...
- The wonders of nature...
- Hardy har.
- Uh, we dead now?
- Never mind...
- They got a bang out of it...
- No leggies?
- Boo!
- Any Latin lovers out there?
- Enough already...
- My Word!
- Estimated time: 15 minutes.
- He did seem a bit fuzzy...
- Uh-oh...
- Touchy guy!
- Elephant's Gerald?
- Unformation....
- We're not just here for fun and games...
- Bad day?
- Aww, he's starting to fit in....
- I can't change the laws of physics, Jim!!
- A wee drop goes a long way...
- A personal best...
- Pet peeve?
- Conceited bastard...
- Oh my god, it's...
- Kids nowadays...!
- Just for a little longer...?
- G'won, git up!
- Take me out to the ball game...
- Well that's that then...
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Messages les plus consultés
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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