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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Now this here is called a AK-47...
- Ode to a religious fanatic...
- Gentle on my mind...
- Time for a smoke...
- Better have a chat with your clergyman...
- Hand me another one o' those rotten apples...
- Won't have to worry about that one anymore...
- You can always tell...
- Quark ingested blotters?
- How 'bout a bacterium in the lower gut?
- Jack, I think I see one!
- Turn up the heavy metal!!!
- Old habits die hard...
- So if you're not in that category, go away!
- Rarely we mow along, mow along, mow along...
- Say cheez!!
- Oh that thing....
- Market rate...
- OK that one's a keeper...
- Been watching too many cop shows...?
- So wake up & hear the coughing...
- Hey, that was the 4th of July wasn't it...?
- Hey, I see light at the end of the tunnel...!
- Now that's interment...!
- They wash 'em first, right...?
- Think I just broke a tooth...
- Ice with that?
- That came later...euh...
- Oh Jules, can't you be more careful...!?
- Reload! Reload!
- Oof!
- We don't need no stinking fractions...
- Why bother, you'll ask me...
- Kind of an eerie feeling...
- Clever lad...!
- Now that's entertainment...!
- After all, now....
- Bravo, well done!
- He really wanted to impress her...
- Cryin' in his beer...
- That's him! That's the one!
- There she goes...
- Look, he's wavin' his little paw...
- Ya missed a spot over there...
- Double-0 Dimbulb...
- I knew that was gonna happen...
- It's all over for us, sweetie...
- Let's try a Hugo Boss this time...
- Now that's dedication...
- Do I say something....?
- And the winner is.....
- Ignorance is no excuse....er, excuse me...
- Well....
- So that means a week from Wednesday.....
- Let's get our priorities straight here...
- Bring appropriate footwear...
- Can't ya keep it on a leash or something?
- Look, that one's tights are on backwards!
- It's true I aint looked there yet...
- Tell me, how does that feel?
- Laugh first, ask questions later...
- You're the one who wanted to be conscious...
- Hello, Eric? You'll never guess what's happening...
- Feed me!!
- Police are searching for a...
- Oh, do you really think so?
- Let's not get discouraged so quickly...
- You can dress 'em up...
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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