When the closet door flew open, there stood Sheila, half naked and immobile, like a shelf in whoops clothing.
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
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- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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