Busy busy busy...

"I'm on a roll here," said the sesame seed, "can you call back later?"

And what's *your* claim to fame...?

The thing about a one-trick pony is he does have that one trick.

Don't forget to brush, folks...

Due to gum disease, Otto gummed his e's.

California Redemption Value 5¢

I've just changed my mind. The old one was getting a bit quirky.

Never mind...

After repeated attempts, Ginger finally succeeded in failing to avoid inactivity.

Nothing to it!!

"One nice thing about nothingness," observed the apparition enthusiastically, "is that it's very low maintenance!"

Binary Buffoonery #3421

"We could be zeros," exhorted the MSB of 255, "just for one day!"

It's gotten that bad...

For the first time since grade school, it looked like Gerard was going to have to dip into his penny collection.

Inscription found on ancient Cretan shampoo bottle...

Labyrinths repeat.

Right away, Mr Bond.

Bring me a medium dry wok o'linguini, bacon, not blurred.

Now don't go treading on me...

Being temporarily incapable of navigating reality as a human being, Charles decided to revert to a simpler, easier lifeform - a lizard, say.

You can exhale now...

Treasure the air you breath. Treat each breath as if it were your last. Now squeeze a dead mole over your head.

I can't hear you!

Gag if you love rhubarb.

Guacamole with that?

The problem with Detlef was he'd become embroiled in partial enchiladas.

Garbage In

Though I've downloaded and reviled you by the coder that compiled you, you're a better .exe than I am, Garbage-In.

I mean a wolf in...uh...hmm

When the closet door flew open, there stood Sheila, half naked and immobile, like a shelf in whoops clothing.

Hee-haw?

Rick took another bite of donkey sausage and stared over the retaining wall into the tumbling, verdant abyss.

Don't go there!

There were many hells on earth, but this one was the go-to hell if you really wanted to suffer in style.

What's that E stand for.....?

Alan had devised a method for determining the precise fraction of the enchilada being addressed in any situation, e.g., Twitter = 4.23E-22.

For her own protection of course...

Unbeknownst to Cassandra, her parents had enrolled her in a Witless Protection Program.

To Bond or not to Bond...

I'll have a medium dry Hamlet soliloquy, spoken, not slurred.

Knuckle sandwich?

No finger salute.

Does I does, does I doesn't....?

Terry was so convinced of his own wonderfulness that he didn't recognize it when he had selfed out.

Yuck...

Chew Stubblegum Hair Remover. Your incisors will adulate you!

You dirty rat...

Why did the chicken double cross the road?

Ah, OK, now I get it...

Jack's cluelessness became tractable once represented as the sum of its projections onto an orthonormal set of eigenstupidities.

Anybody gotta GPS...?

Trekking through the bewilderness.

Eek!

Perkins eeked out an existence as a ghost in the haunted house attraction at the local amusement park.

Don't mess with a...

Weapons grade Ukrainian.

What are you boys up to now....?

God does not play nice with the universe.

I spy, with my little eye...

Cubito sat on the landing and blinked back tears as he stared through the keyhole. He was suffering from locked out syndrome.

You have the right to remain soilent...

Winston enlisted the services of an undercover policeman to crack down on bedbugs in his family's sleeping quarters.

Get in there....!

Jerry had become a letter carrier because it allowed him to continuously push the envelope.

Packed by doppler bedpan!!

Mayonnaise obscene duck lorry off to calm an awful orb
Theists rambling outer village wearing ripstop rastas torn
Giraffe oozed a feeble latte, offed his hair & bullshit more
He drew fish ichiban!
Snore, ignore, iguana hula
Snore, ignore, iguana hula
Snore, ignore, iguana hula
Houndstooth is catching on!