A sockful of seagull shit
Came flinging through the air
And landed on a sleeping nun
Who didn't seem to care.
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
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- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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