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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- Quick, hold a bucket over him....
- They've got it rough, you know...
- Smarty pants....
- He prayed they'd aim high....
- Hell, Mary!
- So git off yer tuchus!!
- And you are a jerk because....?
- Sure has gotten early lately....
- Aïe, where's the grub?
- Petie the Putpocket....
- However....
- Served in a coffin.....
- Rail? Sneet? Hog?
- Fiat pisces!!
- Keep it clean in there!
- Schroedinger's Jukebox?
- Guest claims "couldn't help it, just came out."
- No dunce that Duncan!
- I'd love to die that way just once before I...uh.....
- Fluff, the Haiku Vampire
- Have signed up for an operation...
- Dunno, never seen herbivore.....
- Chuffed.
- Have you tried...
- Where'd ya get the....
- Science fun at home!
- Playin' it safe....
- Holdin' up his end....
- When things get really tough, just....
- Uh-oh....
- If they'd done it on purpose, that'd be different...
- Para ti maybe, dunno about mi....
- Nobody's perfect?
- Your dog will thank you for it....
- Slinkin', blinkin', 'n trod?
- Sun to Eclipse Moon Sunday Night
- Must have run into a hedge fund...
- Fighting back against the Asian revolution!
- Get some paper towels....
- I'm an aeolian, I'm a legal aeolian...
- You can hardly blame him...
- Unfounded dread of carnivorous fish....
- Pizza Etiquette
- Who says technology isn't sexy?
- Perhaps not an important fact, but nonetheless true.
- Strap 'im on there good now....
- No sense makin' a big deal out o' nothin'....
- Now where did I put my....
- They live so far away....
- Better check the expiration date....
- Unless they know something we don't....
- Improbable product names.
- There's hope for all of us...
- Pick your camp.
- More funding for research!!
- I'll get the candles!
- How many sides to a unilateral?
- Saviour energy.
- Message in a bottle?
- Well, nice try, though...
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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