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Thought of the month:
For all that twitters is not lol'd.
About Me
- Bruce Denby
- Paris, France
- I gave you the pick of my Twitter Timeline, where each post got its own exclusive-to-this-blog title! I also included a few longer posts from time to time. But did you listen?
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- If you fuck with me, I will.
- That telltale strain in the step....
- Just stuff it back in.....
- When you've seen one, you'll know it.
- Respect for the dead....
- Ouch!
- "No" a close second.
- The new online censorship strikes!!
- Wicked thoughts....
- Is that what the riding crop was for.....?
- Your move.
- Whether 'tis bubblier in the tub....
- Make up your mind, on or off?
- Nothing better to do I guess...
- Perhaps it could rock me to sleep?
- Skim *that* off your pond and eat it!
- A well bread client wouldn't have to ask....
- He does it on purpose you know....
- I wonder what the fig meant, or was it my imaginat...
- They're both free and abundant!
- Some weighty bedtime reading....
- Hicktionary, the Hick Dictionary
- Some Ozwizardly Delights!
- No sense lettin' it go to waste....
- Rampdown cases?
- Chew carefully...
- Modesto
- Huxley Redux
- Use it to power your microwave as you reheat it
- We have only one lord and master....
- Digital tableware....
- Can I get my money back?
- I can't stay this way forever...
- RIP YinYang
- Revenge of the udder sex!
- There were niblets everywhere....
- Can I take your order?
- I second the motion.
- Got any croissants?
- A limestone cowboy?
- Just the germ of an idea....
- Kind o' guy you'd want on your team....
- Let's try that again, you Tarzan, me....no...
- Catch 'em in your mouth!
- Four extra commandments found!!
- Is that blood, or barbecue sauce?
- Every job has its own tool.
- We are the 98%!
- Too much publicity I guess.....
- At least she went quietly...sort of...
- Don't tell me you missed it?!
- A sad tail but true...
- In Cockroach, Caterpillar, and Trail Mix.
- And a clever little banger he is....
- The naked truth....
- Informed consent...
- Everybody got one....
- And he oughtta know...
- Bonding, James Bonding.
- A Ghost-Post from Word Slut!!
- Smoke that in your pip and....er...
- Where's me earplugs?
- That'll teach 'em...
- But alas....
- Clever gal....
- TAKE THAT!
- Now don't get bent outta shape....
- Hear hear!!
- Oh yeah?! We'll see about that!!
- 'Cmon, quit horsin' around...
- Simple as that...
- 'Cuz I think I'm up for it.
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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Desperate Otto, wipe that lipstick off your handses You're no Señor Wences, so go along now You're a jarhead, I guess you must hav...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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Don't look at me with your hip Not at me with your hip Don't look at me with your hippopotamus eye A rap lyric that popped out ...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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