When Wilfred learned that mountains were the result of plate tectonics, he wondered if this was also how the nose arose.
Over time, eyes evolved, because people kept bumping into stuff.
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For all that twitters is not lol'd.
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- A Gore-Tex Threesome
- Sleeps with 'em, too!
- In memory of...whichever one just died.
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- Getting in gear....
- Today's neologism. Patents pending.
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- The book that's its own sequel....
- Sorry, gotta run....
- Oh, stop barking at me!!
- And scallions for my eyes and my nose...
- Online shopping tip #756
- Hey you! Yeah you!
- Fifty-fifty?
- A man ahead of his time, that Seneca
- Haricots again....
- Available in Larry, Curly, and more!
- Had to take him to the vet afterwards for a collap...
- Wait a minute....
- We got our reputation to think of....
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- Be a good lad Ewan...
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- Now that's livin'!
- Who wants to draw it?
- If ya catch my drift....
- You're looking radiant today!
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- Interview with a Cadaver
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- Can't you follow instructions?!
- Hey, you're wear-it is spilling!
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- Algerian remake of To Have and Have Not
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- Hey Rev, do Melancholy Baby again!
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- Oy!
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- NOW do you get it?!
- Behind the mask lurks a great intellect....
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More of us should think about how our tweets will fit in with the ones before and after them. It's just good Twittequette.
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"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"
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"Did you put the beer in the cooler and the hamburgers on the grill like I asked you?" "Oh, the spirit is chilling, but the f...
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Allison's way of loading the dishwasher ran counter to everything Jim had been brought up to respect.
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Alice lost her car when she parked in a throw away zone.
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The victims had been ground into hamburger and sold into savory. Frailfinger was able to outwit the authorities by gluing an umbrella handle...
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Diogenes Whamfurter reclined in his barkalounger. It was going to be a hot one today. If only Elektra hadn't short circuited the air con...
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Your browsin' history Will make you fret You'll lose your job And go in debt Your wife will bail Whate'er you do Your brow...
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Ricky slipped on his nose-cancelling headphones whenever Rebecca passed by.
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Oh they call it stomach acid But heartburn's just as bad Reflux worse And ulcers oh so sad The treacle flies on fried eggs Scrambl...
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