Does he understand the gravity of the situation?

"I cannot weight any longer," he said as he floated away.

No, it's for *me*!!

Would Mr. Spartacus please pick up a white courtesy telephone.

How 'bout that!

His Before was greeted with uproarious After.

How noble!!

One of the first acts they learned at mime school was a dramatic but simple number entitled "Human Sack of Rice".

C'mon now...

"Nice sketch," said Noah to the monkey, "but you know you've got to draw the lion somewhere."

Take that!

"Ocu-pie!" cried Slingshot, as he plastered the minister in the eyeglasses with the cream-filled confection.

I feel better already...

When the doctor told Howard that alcohol was disturbing his sleep patterns, he vowed to quit drinking each day by 5 pm.

There's an app for that...

License and registration? No can do, officer. I've gone to a totally paperless workspace.

Gimme another swig o' that...

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Ah, those were the days...

In the distance, Glauber could discern the telltale windlasses that made whale-hobbling the glorious adventure it was.

Look, guys, I just want coffee...

No, *I* am Spartacus, and *I'll* be your waiter!

Good luck with that...

We who are about to bail salute you.

Don't peck at your food!

Chickens share 100% of their genetic material with humans, particularly at lunch or dinner.

Either you got it or you don't...

Rufus tried his best to play the fool but he wasn't fooling anyone.

Now, anybody seen the poker and tongs?

Waxworth caught the flue after his chimney exploded.

Color me stipud!!

Farbtinter made his living dyeing.

The dawn of awareness.

Suddenly it dawned on Bessie that she was a cow, and she was just standing there munching grass and thinking about, well, not much at all.

Hey, didn't we already pass those guys?

2π or not 2π, that is the phase ambiguity.

Over here!

"Nogward ho!" trumpeted the Yuletude revelers.

Or at least it was...

Later is the new now.

Eureka!!

Isaac nudged the apple away sleepily, vowing to think about it later, when all of a sudden he sat up and cried, "Hey, why weight?!"

C'mon lighten up...

Please put anything in the toilet bowl. It doesn't matter.

Little extra room over here....

Sensing potentially leaner times ahead, Oliver began stockpiling lipids about his midsection.