Monday, May 21, 2012
A vitctim of Newton's law....
Gerry thought his falls were caused by an inner ear problem, but his doctor told him he just didn't understand the gravity of his situation.
Strawberry jam, anyone?
Wilkins had assembled some of the finest debt bond instruments available - a toothsome portfolio filled with debenture cream.
And it better be here when I get back...
Dickens placed one of the bivalves into a sock, spun it around his head, and set it down again. "The whirled is my oyster," he informed us.
French, Italian, or thousand island?
Alicia liked to sprinkle her vernacular with conundra. It made her word salad more digestible.
Wrong answer!!
When asked to cite a neural correlate of blasphemy, Ernest hazarded tomato soup. Seconds later, his moustache burst into flames.
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
Hava nagila, hava nagila, nagila nagil, hava hava
Warren killed his guru when he found out he'd given him a second-hand mantra. It was a premeditated murder.
Monday, May 14, 2012
Time to shift down...
Coy opened oblets with a tool called a bat schooner - think of a synchromesh wine bottle - and daubed himself stingily with their ejecta.
Sunday, May 13, 2012
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
By Jove that's a great idea!
The Jovians were so delighted with Brenda's new gazpacho recipe that they adopted it as their Pythagorian theorem.
Old time TV advert....
"I'd crawl a while for a Mammal," declared the alligator, smiling genially into the camera as he lit one up.
Wonder how they liked it...
I believe someone walked a mile in my shoes. They're all stretched out and covered with grass clippings.
Monday, May 7, 2012
Gulp....
At the sight of Bananthra's slavering maw, the adventurers' scrota pinched off and tumbled to the ground like small fruiting bodies.
Tuesday, May 1, 2012
The warp and woof of space-time...
year (n): 365 days
light year (n): distance travelled by light in one year
speed of light (n): 3 hundred million meters per second
dog (n): an instantiation of canis familiaris
dog year (n): distance travelled by a dog in one year
speed of dog (n): 4 feet per animal
leap year (n): distance covered by a grasshopper in one year
goodyear (n): distance travelled by an automobile in one year
whole doggone year (n): distance a dog has gone, per dog year
dogear (n): distance covered by a dog so old he forgot y
miller light year (n): canonical post-divorce mourning period
light second (n): distance travelled by light in one second
slight second (n): a previously owned time interval
dog second (n): the amount of time since your dog last ate
factory second (n): the duration of your lunch break
light year (n): distance travelled by light in one year
speed of light (n): 3 hundred million meters per second
dog (n): an instantiation of canis familiaris
dog year (n): distance travelled by a dog in one year
speed of dog (n): 4 feet per animal
leap year (n): distance covered by a grasshopper in one year
goodyear (n): distance travelled by an automobile in one year
whole doggone year (n): distance a dog has gone, per dog year
dogear (n): distance covered by a dog so old he forgot y
miller light year (n): canonical post-divorce mourning period
light second (n): distance travelled by light in one second
slight second (n): a previously owned time interval
dog second (n): the amount of time since your dog last ate
factory second (n): the duration of your lunch break
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