Saturday, July 13, 2013
Does he understand the gravity of the situation?
"I cannot weight any longer," he said as he floated away.
Friday, July 12, 2013
How noble!!
One of the first acts they learned at mime school was a dramatic but simple number entitled "Human Sack of Rice".
C'mon now...
"Nice sketch," said Noah to the monkey, "but you know you've got to draw the lion somewhere."
Take that!
"Ocu-pie!" cried Slingshot, as he plastered the minister in the eyeglasses with the cream-filled confection.
Thursday, July 11, 2013
I feel better already...
When the doctor told Howard that alcohol was disturbing his sleep patterns, he vowed to quit drinking each day by 5 pm.
There's an app for that...
License and registration? No can do, officer. I've gone to a totally paperless workspace.
Wednesday, July 10, 2013
Gimme another swig o' that...
Having trouble getting your mind around difficult philosophical concepts? Step up to Socrate-Ease™ cerebral lubricant products.
Ah, those were the days...
In the distance, Glauber could discern the telltale windlasses that made whale-hobbling the glorious adventure it was.
Sunday, July 7, 2013
Saturday, July 6, 2013
Don't peck at your food!
Chickens share 100% of their genetic material with humans, particularly at lunch or dinner.
Either you got it or you don't...
Rufus tried his best to play the fool but he wasn't fooling anyone.
Friday, July 5, 2013
The dawn of awareness.
Suddenly it dawned on Bessie that she was a cow, and she was just
standing there munching grass and thinking about, well, not much at all.
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