Do your own dirty work!!

MathNews: Sinusoids to strike, "throw off yoke of Fourier transform",  refuse "to represent anything & everything" at whim of Coefficients.

Weasel poo for you too, sir?

Buford didn't take any chances. He always had his coffee's genome sequenced before he drank it.

You never know...

Sharon Dipity, please stop by the customer service desk. It just might end up changing your whole life.

Sweet!!

Never make a latte with the milk of human kindness - Baristotle

Head 'em up?

Whether 'tis straighter in the saddle to suffer the slings 'n arrows 'n keep that carcass movin', or to take arms against a slew o'troubles, 'n by opposin', rawhide!

Put that back!

Benson got fired from his job at the foie-gras factory for his too-literal interpretation of "enjoy it while you can".

Smile!

BusinessNews - Weber Inc. branches out into hip-hop market with enameled stainless grills.

No probs!

"Oops," he said, stooping to wipe up the mess, "mea kulfi!"

Head 'em up, move 'em out...again...and again...

Keep that carcass movin', rawhide!

Try harder...

Terkel was fine as spur of the moment, but he never made flavor of the month.

What's he trying to tell us...?

Finally we understood that Bernard was doing a figure-8 waggle dance

Dat aint workin'!

Jeff accused Alan of producing a seminal work.

A real mankiller...

There were no survive hers.

Keep it down, eh?

One man's signal is another man's noise.

Hopscotch your way through life...

Today is the last day of an appropriately reordered version of your life.

Automatic or stick...?

PeopleNews - New York socialite Ventimiglia Carcasse de Dinde surprised in tryst with unleavened Maserati.

Now, he was truly a lone...

Shadows danced over the the trusty Indian sidekick's inert body in the light of the campfire as the night air filled with kemosobbing.

Oh, sorry...

Would you mind standing to the side a little, you're holding your sway over me.

Tragdey, just tragedy...

After mourning all afternoon, there were a lot of dazed knights that evening.

Keep them dogies movin'!!

No, Jacky, you mean rancher, or cowboy. A catalyst is something else.