Hopscotch your way through life...

Today is the last day of an appropriately reordered version of your life.

Automatic or stick...?

PeopleNews - New York socialite Ventimiglia Carcasse de Dinde surprised in tryst with unleavened Maserati.

Now, he was truly a lone...

Shadows danced over the the trusty Indian sidekick's inert body in the light of the campfire as the night air filled with kemosobbing.

Oh, sorry...

Would you mind standing to the side a little, you're holding your sway over me.

Tragdey, just tragedy...

After mourning all afternoon, there were a lot of dazed knights that evening.

Keep them dogies movin'!!

No, Jacky, you mean rancher, or cowboy. A catalyst is something else.

So where d'ya hail from, there....euh...guy....?

Frankencisco.

What's wrong with your eyes?

He found it difficult to picture her without compression artefacts.

Lamborguini anyone?

Aldo knew he'd been boiling too fast, and now the Pasta Police were after him. "Can I see some al dente please," demanded the officer.

Keep it in mind...

Everything you desire may be used against you.

Hey, he's leavin' the ground...!

If you're imaginary and you know it flap your arms.

Man's best friend...

"Elseward, Chucklepuppy!" declared Hurwitz as he raised his gimlet in a toast.

Putting the loo in kopi luwak...

Ultimately, Daniel replaced the bean hopper on his Gaggia with a cage full of live weasels.

Nasty scrape there, James...

007 had stumbled in the garden during his cigarette break, so they ended up having a mint spy for dessert.

Always wondered what was in there...

Just before he pulled the trigger, he cracked open his Dinky Bird and drank it.

The colors are amazing...!

Diaper rash sunset.

Born around 1250 it seems...

Oh, I carbon dated her for a while, but finally decided she was too old for me.

You gonna finish those noodles...?

"What happened to the last Eozapus setchuanus?"

"An owl ate her. You hungry again?

Oh well, scratch that idea...

"Itch please!" cried Samson when his mosquito bite started flaring up again.

Man up, man...

No, Ferdinand's dealer informed him, he could not sell him a "child's portion".