Origin of Words, part 2...

When Adam stepped in eavesdropping, he regretted spying on her.

500 years later....

A little window popped up saying, "Please wait while printing press is being invented."

That's all folks!

Priscilla the Pig was a hell of a nice gal, sooie generis.

You've lost that lovin' feelin'...

We often groaned together, but now we've grown apart.

Get with the program, man!

The vertiginous excrescences of the frog-latin sub-text were lost on Wildroot.

There's been no hanky-panky.

The DNA results are in. We are all god's children.

'Swine

Swine's the finest word, said he
After a copious think
For with the 's' it begs us feed
Without it, bids us drink!

Time to take out the trash...

The fabric of your argument is not enough to garb a djinn.

I'm actually that other guy!

StrangeFacts - Massachusetts man discovers he is actually someone else.

Keep 'em comin'!

TechNews - Scientists harness power of dead rolling over in graves as new source of renewable energy.

Big savings on heavy nuclei!!

Buy a proton and get a neutron at no extra charge!

What's he got that I aint?

Ralph became distressed as Penelope began to drift Edward.

He'd never get past the past...

Harry gave up his dream of being a historian when he realized there was no future in it.

Give the writer's cheer!

Wordward ho!

Hand me that remote....

FracturedNews - "Powerful Equine Painkiller", by Pistorius, is the longest-running animated Majolica-floor film-short in the Benelux region.

This one's a 1953 Type-O Californian...

True hemophile vampires store their fine reds in climate-controlled bloodsheds.

I think it was chapter 5, in fact....

"Ahh!" sighed the character delectably,"I haven't felt this good in pages!"

You want extinct?

Reuters - Any remaining dinosaurs unlikely to have survived second impact, experts say.

We'll come back later...

The developers stopped at the city gate when they saw the "Do Not Suburb" sign.

You check the bathrooms on the concourses yet?

Passengers are requested to kindly sit down and shut up until we've rounded up enough people to fill this plane.