Kinda fills ya up inside knowing...

By the time Frank left the restaurant, he was convinced of the intrinsic goodness of the hunan rice.

Later, he leveraged that into the print empire...

On this day in 1455, Johannes Gutenberg was awarded a patent on the ink lined plane, with all mechanical advantages thereunto appertaining.

Cold wave passin' thru...

Winter ughs its rearly head.

Pope-a-Dope?

Did the Earth move for you? - Galileo

Start Climbin'!

When I finally hit bottom I looked around me and damned if it wasn't gonna be turtles all the way back up too.

So there!

We come into the world alone, and we leave the world alone. It's the part in between that sucks.

Better see a doctor about that...

Because of his drinking problem, Hank frequently got punch in his nose.

We have liftoff...

...three, two, one, cognition....liftoff!

Cognition temperature...

Caution: exceeding brain's cognition temperature may lead to flaming.

The Whisker

Un tas, un talon, un rebiquement sur l'horizon, une souche.
Ce poil, ce bout de cil, ce pixel pointant dans le gris.
Un jour ci, un jour là. Toujours là.
Je ne l'ai jamais vu bouger.
Je ne l'ai jamais vu.
Ce n'était rien.
Puis un jour ça n'y était plus.
Et j'ai compris que j'étais seul.

Bertrand Russell vs the Slave Army

It's Spartacus all the way down.

Hi ho silber!!

Don't cry for me Srebrenica.

Go ahead, show me a good time!

One nice thing about insanity is you don't have to keep thinking up stuff to do.

That the plural?

"I have spoken!" declared the bicycle wheel roundly.

Hideous things....

I've nothing against bean sprouts per se, I just find them...embarrassing.

Never happened!

Reuters - History repeals itself.

Put up your dukes!

"I'm not afraid of you," declared the octopus to the starfish, "you're not even-armed!"

That's strange....

The edges seemed oddly even.

Wait, I thought he was Italian...?

Et purée, c'est mauvais! - Galiléo

You're not half the man I was!

"Get a half-life!" taunted the radioactive isotope.