Sunday, May 12, 2013

And they believed it...!

Reuters - American Clown Council passes new series of gag rules.

So it turns out everybody really is a comedian...

Reuters - NIH study shows 3.1% of human genetic material comes from clowns.

Saturday, May 11, 2013

Sizzle gently with rage...

Henschel slammed the refrigerator door and flopped his anger-management porkchop into the frying pan.

War moon 'em, England belle-guy!

Valium is always divisive, in part as stress - Julius Caesar

Friday, May 10, 2013

He aint heavy, he's...euh...

Detlef feigned weightlessness each time Miranda passed by, and eventually she got the hint.

Must have got his wires crossed.

Alvin realized with horror that the circuit diagram on his power point slide contained a prominent swastika.

Impressive...!

"This is my big day," Shavowitz informed us, "I'm expecting 30-35 hours, minimum."

Add a scoop of Windex granita for only $2!!

And don't forget to try Chugalug Manor's signature banana-wood smoked armadillo fajitas!

Now rinse and repeat...!!

Benedict was ordered to undergo psychiatric evaluation after attempting to shampoo a killer whale.

Still hangin' in there....

The primitive infrared emanations of Maggy's old gas stove remained discernable above the cosmic microwave background.

Oh, I get it...

All is allusion. I think you know what I mean.

They were neck and neck last week...

LexicNews - Study shows XYZ now leading ABC in easiness ranking.

Mixed grill or mixed metaphor?

Genuine mother-of-pearl dental retainers are the cage fights of the misinterpreted. - Humphrey Bogart

Plucky lad!!

As Martin extricated himself from the wreckage, he reckoned that if he hailed another cab, he might still just make his plane.

It's been what, 15 years?

Laurel was a terrible correspondent already while she was alive, so you can imagine how things got afterwards.

What'd'ja put in this, anyway....?

Distastelessness.

Latest this week...

Braking News - Safe following distance increased to 11 car lengths.

The service was a bit chaotic...

"Wait a minute," said God, as the waiter brought him a secong helping of entropy, "I didn't order this."

Easy on the firewater next time!

Duckfeather snorted in his sleep and woke up the whole wikiup.

How the heck are ya?!

I am Lazarus, come from the dead, and I'm really glad to have this opportunity to chat with you.