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Say again?

Silence, for if a noise annoys, we won't hear woe 'n tear.

Wellcome to Munchkin Land!!!

The treacly sweet taste lingering in Alistair's mouth represented the lollipop guilt of the previous night's binge.

Hold it a little closer, I can't read the next one...

The very first time the 10 commandments were read, it was clear they were bushlit.

Colorful personality that Duncan...

For a tomato, Duncan was very well read.

Slice of life, anyone?

Timothy awoke to find himself made entirely of bread.

Guess it will just have to do for now...

Enjoy your day. You won't get another one 'til tomorrow.

Quick, lower the control rods!!

It is well known that when your cranium reaches critical mess, it explodes!

Yabbut, is that all...?

Thereupon the number one sprung into existence, revelling in its unity.

Wouldn't have it any other way...

Range Rovers are the parthenogenetic turkeys of Buddhist methodology.

You won't wriggle out of this one....

It was to be be flamethrowers at 30 Angstroms.

Be, beer, beest?

Wendell claimed he'd reached a higher plane of existence, annoying his drinking buddies with his beer-than-thou attitude.

Re-dick-u-less!!

Reuters - Pioneer sex-change doctor dies peniless in Johannesburg.

Maybe if I nailed 'em down....nah....

The trouble with using penguins as doorstops, concluded Weibull, was that they kept walking away.

We warned you!!!

When Chingfeng opened her eyes, she learned with horror that what the older children had told her was true: there was no Peking!

One, two, a-one two four nine...

Up next was Hoopla McQuarkle, who was carted onstage in a sedan chair.

With all blights and sausages thereunto appertaining.

Elijah received The Golden Suppository Award for outstanding contributions to overall societal malaise.

Cats me if you can!

Cat's are entirely unaffected by the need to bark at sirens that dogs dogs.

Reg? Reg, wake up!

Reginald pulled a hamstring trying to dance to his own circadian rhythm.

Peel me up an 8 incher, Floyd...

Though bananas are not believed indigenous to Titan, they would provide a near perfect building material for inhabitants seeking shelter.