Thursday, October 13, 2011
Wednesday, October 12, 2011
Name your poison?
You've got to dose it with the right chemicals, or else consciousness isn't worth the neural matrix it's defined upon.
There were no survivors....
Without warning, the fruit borscht brute forced its way into Linda's garment bag.
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Today's feijoada recipe
Ingredients:
10 kg each of fresh, dried, smoked, jerked, and pickled beef
10 kg each of fresh, dried, smoked, jerked, and pickled pork
10 kg each of fresh, dried, and smoked pork sausage
10 kg each of fresh, dried, and smoked pork ribs
a red herring (in season)
600 kg of black beans
large duffle bag filled with: brown sugar, thyme, oregano, cayenne pepper, bay leaves, salt, black pepper, cloves, cinnamon, fresh ginger, and chopped Serrano chiles
Throw ingredients into the back of a clean, well-sealed Toyota pickup truck and fill with orange juice. Let sit in a cool, dry garage, taking truck out for a spin every day or so to mix flavors. After two weeks, set garage on fire, continuing to add wood as needed to keep low flame for at least 72 hours. Tires may be removed if desired to limit smoking. Extinguish flames and cover mixture with half-inch layer of manioc flour.
Serve with orange wedges and individual entrenching tools. Feeds Brazil.
10 kg each of fresh, dried, smoked, jerked, and pickled beef
10 kg each of fresh, dried, smoked, jerked, and pickled pork
10 kg each of fresh, dried, and smoked pork sausage
10 kg each of fresh, dried, and smoked pork ribs
a red herring (in season)
600 kg of black beans
large duffle bag filled with: brown sugar, thyme, oregano, cayenne pepper, bay leaves, salt, black pepper, cloves, cinnamon, fresh ginger, and chopped Serrano chiles
Throw ingredients into the back of a clean, well-sealed Toyota pickup truck and fill with orange juice. Let sit in a cool, dry garage, taking truck out for a spin every day or so to mix flavors. After two weeks, set garage on fire, continuing to add wood as needed to keep low flame for at least 72 hours. Tires may be removed if desired to limit smoking. Extinguish flames and cover mixture with half-inch layer of manioc flour.
Serve with orange wedges and individual entrenching tools. Feeds Brazil.
Run that by me again?
There'd been a glaring misstep in the first number, but Rich declined to repeat it in order to avoid re-done dance.
Monday, October 10, 2011
Sunday, October 9, 2011
You never know....
The waitress showed up with a turkey baster and a plastic tub on a tray. "Would you like a little less coffee, sir?" she demanded.
Claims to be evaluated on merit now...
Reuters - Meek advised to "man up" as Earth inheritance called into doubt.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
What's the angle on this one?
The warrior fell aslant from the force of the blow and proceeded to die agonally. #lqw
Going to Montana soon, going to be a kopi luwak tycoon
Have just scotch-taped a weasel to my coffee grinder.
Thursday, October 6, 2011
Put that in your 140 character box and tweet it!
My country isn't the sweet land o'puberty toothy icing/Land where my fathers buy LandRovers toddlerized to every punkin pie let boredom ring
War of the bots....
Reuters - Pentagon confirms American cleric killed in Yemen drone strike was a robot.
Wednesday, October 5, 2011
Off for a snack...
I couldn't think of anything to tweet, and then I realized I'd been neglecting the "Garbage in" part of the old dictum.
Waiter there's a goldilocks zone in my chiffonier!
Have just discovered 3000 exoplanets in my sock drawer.
Can't win 'em all....
There were a multitude of parallel universes in which Duncan had made better choices, while nonetheless remaining a chump.
On the level....
The degenerate quantum states looked into the vacuum of each other's eyes and said, "Do you want to make a deal?"
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